Jokes n SMS ( by gimmy dagar )

1 . Height of possessiveness....:

      A gal dying of cancer

      Frnd askd : y do u keep tellin ppl that

         u r dying of AIDS..????

       Gal : so that when i die , no 1 will dare to 

               touch my BF.....

2 . Ending a relationship
          is not just the
               solution of any problem........




3 . Hume unki jarurat hai..
       
       hume unki jarurat hai.....
       aur unke bewafa hone ka waqt aa gya hai.....




4 . Dhire-dhire ye waqt badal jaayega.
      hawa ka rukh bhi palat jaayega..
      hume intezaar hai us pal ka
      jab unki aakhon mein aansu aayega..... 


5.  Drinkers Gang : aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak
      vo saamne waale 3 trees 6 nahi dikhte....  

      Bar Owner : bas karo kamino....
      saamne 1 hi tree hai...